Hey, have you heard this one?
A weary guy enters a bar and sits on a stool at the counter. After a glance around the joint, he realizes he’s the only customer. No big deal. It’s been a long day and he’s thirsty.
The barkeep arrives to take his order.
The guy says, “Beer, please.” Soon, he’s enjoying a tall, cool brew.
The barkeep shoves a bowl of peanuts near the customer and then mutters about doing a few things in the back. He leaves. The customer grabs some peanuts.
After downing a little beer, the guy hears a whispered, “You are a good-looking fella.”
Confused, he checks right and left: the bar’s still empty. Another sip. More peanuts.
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